中文字真有趣，廣東話更好玩︰
1) 有個客急call 有事幫忙，第一時話比老板聽，佢第一個反應係︰「點解個客搵你唔搵我，佢明明有我個電話...」
2) 有客來開會，同事送上各人一樽「嘩哈哈」，問同事點解在office 開會都要飲「嘩哈哈」？同事話「衛生d」... 我地d水有「退伍軍人症」？
3) 有個客同老板講︰「我覺得你好有學識，有個問題想請教你。」我老板即刻雙眼發光... 個客問︰「點解d香港人唔多喜歡保護白海豚？」老板話︰「oh 因為香港人鍾意食魚翅...」個客即刻 O嘴。
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ReplyDeleteI also have a quote for the day:
ReplyDelete"Chopped" in an up-market cafe in Pacific Place
Customer: "Hey, what has happened to my 'Full English Breakfast'? It never says in the menu that it has this huge piece of pork chop. Only Americans can stomach such things for breakfast. And what happened to my fried bread?"
Waitress: "Sorry Sir, but the menu says "pork sausages." There are your sausages, sir, and this is your pork chop. Pork-sausages. It means pork chop and sausages."
Customer: "???"
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